How could it be :P 
About 5 th patch .

Alexander Blade , R*(n) Rockstar coders

-September
R*(1) : It's already september but we did nothing about 5th patch (
R*(2) : Oh it's not a problem , we can add more and more checks to block modding !
R*(3) : Don't forget to block crack by Razor1911 .
R*(1) : And what about TLAD on PC ?
R*(2) : Ok , let's compile some x360 code to PC too .
R*(1) : Wow it's a cool idea , let's block all tools from Alexander Blade first!
R*(2) : Ofcourse at first we must block asi loader and asi plugins .
R*(4) : Guys , are you really thinking that you can stop him to fuck all your protections again ?
R*(1) : Ofcource we can ! Our new one-zero-zero-four patch will be protected from Alexander Blade !
R*(3) : Why one-zero-zero-four ?
R*(1) : Oh i meaned one-zero-five-zero , but im so lazy and dont wanna change the version in the code .
R*(4) : Soon you will see that im a right !

-November
R* : We'd built the new patch more than a month ago, let's publish it .
Alexander Blade : Hello everyone , it's a new updates for my tools , all is cracked as always etc , have fun !

-Chouse your destiny R* xD
R*(1) : OH NO ZOMG HE HAD FUCKED US ONE MORE TIME !!11oneoneone``~~~CRY ME A RIVER ~~~~~`````111111opneone!!!1 
R*(2) : WE WILL ADD MORE AND MORE AND MORE PROTECTIONS !!111 
R*(3) : It's not that i exactly wanted to hear (

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R*(2) : All protections cracked by Alexander Blade .. again ...
R*(4) : He is a nice guy who can really help us with the protection for GTA .
R*(1,2,3) : Ok , let's invite him into R* !


Something like this =) Cheers.

Alexander Blade

16:43 16.11.2009

